I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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