So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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