this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Randomize
