You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
What a dumb baby whore.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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