All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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