did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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