My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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