the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize