found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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