i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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