Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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