But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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