just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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