office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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