Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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