When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
a search helicopter?!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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