ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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