if you like me you must not know who I am
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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