The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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