is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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