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(828): View more from North Carolina

what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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(702): View more from Nevada

Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?

(1-702): View more from Nevada

You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.

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(210): View more from Texas

i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.

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