okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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