They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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