And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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