Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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