A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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