Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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