she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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