I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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