Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So vagazzling was a success
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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