I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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