have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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