Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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