I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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