I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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