when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize
