I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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