Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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