We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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