i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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