This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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