That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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