Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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