I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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