They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She even gives head with a lisp.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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