Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize