he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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