Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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