So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You were trust falling into bushes
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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