i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize