You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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