He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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