i just wanna soil my oats bro
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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