I'm so fucking centered right now
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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