You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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