i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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